Umbrella Story

I was walking up the hill back from class the other day. It was cloudy and I had my umbrella with me just in case. At the top of the hill, there's a lady wearing a shirt where it looks like her tits are hanging out. As I get closer, I see that this lady is in her 40's and not very attractive - really, it wasn't a pretty sight folks. As we pass, the lady asks me if she can borrow my umbrella? I'm like, "What?" IT WASN'T EVEN RAINING! She's like, "I'll give you $10 for it. Come on $10." I'm like, "It uh it doesn't even work right. It's broken." She's like, "OH. Well, you keep it then. You keep it." Um yeah.

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