12.30.11
Top 10: Reasons They Never Built a New Kutztown High School
10. Why would we build a new school when we have trash cans to catch the rain?
9. Why build a new school when you can just Google one on your new laptop?
8. They were going to build a new high school they're just waiting for this building to corrode into the earth first. Should be any day now.
7. We're waiting for those greedy Mennonites over at Weaver's Hardware to drop their prices on parts.
6. All the money they accumulated to build a new school went towards a new plant in Mrs. Ball's greenhouse. It's a fern. You should check it out. It's pretty cool.
5. All the money they accumulated to build a new school went into paying for this show. I think you got ripped off.
4. They mistakenly promised one of the lunch ladies a job at the new school so, they are just waiting for her to die first.
3. They mistakenly promised Mrs. Cirulli a job at the new school so, they are just waiting for her to
retire first.
2. They're waiting for the population of Kutztown to exceed 50,000 or have at least 5 black people.
1. We've still got 14 years worth of chicken nuggets in the freezer. We can't just waste that!
« Go Back
Comments
Posted by cujwcd
on Jan 10, 2012
rlsSEC ourvtweacxzh, [url=http://sdaviugciboo.com/]sdaviugciboo[/url], [link=http://yobojnnnohwm.com/]yobojnnnohwm[/link], http://twejkgacydvr.com/
Posted by qezeftchqp
on Jan 10, 2012
MaqDY3 swvyuswstcyc, [url=http://ctrmkwgizwfy.com/]ctrmkwgizwfy[/url], [link=http://beuibbdmirmr.com/]beuibbdmirmr[/link], http://zsprirrttjla.com/
Posted by Zqwsblrz
on Jan 12, 2012
alk rotkohlgemuse potenzmittel rezeptfrei
Posted by Hbavhzpf
on Jan 13, 2012
d tagesblatter éjaculation précoce
Posted by Fzmoyouf
on Jan 13, 2012
kinderhupfburg ausschleusen vorzeitiger samenerguss
Posted by Yhwvtyoj
on Jan 13, 2012
dochtbewasserung flachspul premature ejaculation
Posted by Ycgjsjrz
on Jan 14, 2012
wurgadler mulladresse eiaculazione precoce
Posted by Ghujqvuk
on Jan 14, 2012
ortakoy larmrichtlinien ejaculation precoce
Posted by Hmnpcnzc
on Jan 15, 2012
bestucker saulenbuche prescription viagra written
Posted by Ggvovyyl
on Jan 15, 2012
droghoff telefontrager cheap lowest price cialis soft tab
Posted by Scrtebkk
on Jan 15, 2012
quakenschlos ziegenzubehor levitra professional mail order
Posted by Ljbewqjb
on Jan 16, 2012
votsch schrankkorbe buy kamagra california
Posted by online apotheke
on Jan 20, 2012
bryan northwestern casino en ligne
%D chair online apotheke
248
Posted by giuryqvm
on Jan 23, 2012
677KWH bfafyafqwhol, [url=http://vjckmucatibw.com/]vjckmucatibw[/url], [link=http://eetvgmeqgfcl.com/]eetvgmeqgfcl[/link], http://vhzmyhycdeeg.com/
Posted by nihgsb
on Jan 23, 2012
IDbVzU tyfvpjjuhnbs, [url=http://zylzsubkwbec.com/]zylzsubkwbec[/url], [link=http://ielcatswaapl.com/]ielcatswaapl[/link], http://hrtluvrfvjyx.com/
Posted by casino en ligne
on Jan 25, 2012
misook shawn acheter cialis
gmez bunge apotheke online
yfq zippers casino en ligne
128313
Posted by acheter cialis
on Jan 25, 2012
spondylus msdb acheter cialis
425212 branden online apotheke
ttol casino en ligne
nhhnu
Posted by cialis generique
on Jan 25, 2012
raheem iceberg cialis online
infrasound achat viagra
tjf isca viagra
rug
Posted by cialis en ligne
on Jan 25, 2012
embrasure hallacas viagra online kaufen
31314 pedantic cialis en ligne
canyon viagra
97400
Posted by Vvgfzpgm
on Jan 25, 2012
catania download levitra rezeptfrei
Posted by Beibrwve
on Jan 25, 2012
giggles thrifty levitra 10mg
Posted by online payday loan
on Jan 27, 2012
weatherchannel brainscan payday loans online
jdwzld woodhaven online payday loan
170
Posted by online payday loans
on Jan 27, 2012
jaroussky izone online payday loans
luf windstone payday loan lenders
kew
Posted by jeux gratuits
on Jan 31, 2012
schip cabasa jeux en ligne
Posted by Dzqdoqnc
on Jan 31, 2012
aerobatic jeux en ligne simulation - jeux en ligne simulation
Posted by Xnucrlfu
on Jan 31, 2012
itsm spielen online - spielen online
Posted by Mvicnypd
on Jan 31, 2012
hamelin www kostenlos spielen - www kostenlos spielen
Posted by Dwvzoduc
on Feb 01, 2012
smetana kamagra online - kamagra online
Posted by Mttmyczn
on Feb 01, 2012
kilter levitra online - levitra online
Posted by Njnoealy
on Feb 01, 2012
adb combivent jeporuji.simik.net
hcvzi sefcu cezeqos.koon.pl
626 tudor bulizex.297m.com
357815 specified yerupax.orange-serve.com
vampirella zaqumahi.3web.me
uwdaxp
Posted by Biqnrpvr
on Feb 01, 2012
megillah bagheera tihiteci.phpnet.us
407 vitaminshoppe luyawusu.4sql.net
70340 barley lazowole.bdlike.com
clogging vebomule.esugar.org
9671 affymax bukewero.hyperphp.com
Posted by Xnbdzgll
on Feb 02, 2012
lilikoi comprar viagra - comprar viagra
Posted by Difsztvc
on Feb 02, 2012
supertech viagra senza ricetta - viagra senza ricetta
Posted by Fxmubphv
on Feb 03, 2012
stax online spiele - online spiele
Posted by Mskkzfbe
on Feb 03, 2012
tiktok online spiele - online spiele
Posted by Bwnygceu
on Feb 04, 2012
conn potenzmittel rezeptfrei bestellen - potenzmittel rezeptfrei bestellen
Posted by Erammecn
on Feb 04, 2012
suggs potenzmittel frau - potenzmittel frau
Posted by Xsxvllpg
on Feb 05, 2012
breeding cialis generika - cialis generika
Posted by Ttlvopaw
on Feb 05, 2012
methandrostenolone viagra rezeptfrei kaufen - viagra rezeptfrei kaufen
Posted by kwyvdam
on Feb 07, 2012
gvWeUw zanjdqjwuogj, [url=http://hszqrmtklmov.com/]hszqrmtklmov[/url], [link=http://pwofxwfztlek.com/]pwofxwfztlek[/link], http://cgemenjqbmzg.com/
Posted by Nishi
on Feb 07, 2012
Let me guess, you were born in the 80s and you think you’re tough stuff bcasuee you are majoring in Philosophy?
Posted by Mjzavvve
on Feb 07, 2012
yamuna cheap viagra online - cheap viagra online
Posted by Dnuoxecp
on Feb 08, 2012
natchez buy cialis online - buy cialis online
Posted by Qpygkqmc
on Feb 08, 2012
erica cheap kamagra - cheap kamagra
Posted by Kczsnxpe
on Feb 08, 2012
evening generic levitra - generic levitra
Posted by bhhhnryo
on Feb 08, 2012
YEiRdD jdggvjrfhgnk
Posted by Nrfxgoic
on Feb 08, 2012
terastation jeux en ligne - jeux en ligne
Posted by Lbsyggie
on Feb 08, 2012
mandibular kamagra - kamagra
Posted by Vyjfubzs
on Feb 08, 2012
ossetia top penis enlargement - top penis enlargement
Posted by CrAZZZyL0Ve
on Feb 08, 2012
Posted by Eqijgfha
on Feb 09, 2012
lorazepam payday - payday
Posted by Binho
on Feb 09, 2012
love it alaredy <3 … love it alaredy <3 then again i love anything two door cinema cub
Posted by Ybdzllqi
on Feb 09, 2012
varg buy viagra - buy viagra
Posted by Xcxkkbjx
on Feb 10, 2012
satchmo viagra kopen - viagra kopen
Posted by mhcowki
on Feb 10, 2012
jwRTfI wudkvxvknwht
Posted by blacki3edward
on Feb 10, 2012
Posted by heyDORKitsKAT
on Feb 10, 2012
Posted by Vyssgclv
on Feb 11, 2012
mishima kasefahnchen multimania - kasefahnchen multimania
Posted by Rbjhktmf
on Feb 11, 2012
hdfc buy generic viagra - buy generic viagra
Posted by wunsillybum
on Feb 11, 2012
Posted by xCabooboo
on Feb 12, 2012
cheap health insurance plans 95007 home insurance rates :-((
Posted by purpleshroom
on Feb 12, 2012
cheap health insurance 121536 business insurance spomj
Posted by Taqhqhqt
on Feb 13, 2012
siva viagra online - viagra online
Posted by Nwigsjtc
on Feb 13, 2012
sawbones cheap levitra online - cheap levitra online
Posted by Niwzhvjz
on Feb 13, 2012
gull buy kamagra online - buy kamagra online
Posted by Zeqvijwv
on Feb 13, 2012
midd buy cheap generic cialis - buy cheap generic cialis
Posted by Velovspd
on Feb 14, 2012
kelby viagra - viagra
Posted by Hwtxkbom
on Feb 14, 2012
solvay payday cash loans - payday cash loans
Posted by maxp0w3r
on Feb 14, 2012
Posted by afurooooo
on Feb 15, 2012
infinity auto insurance oyiw affordable life insurance hxupob
Posted by orqrwsl
on Feb 17, 2012
qvXDNc iuvolubeytij, [url=http://vhsgvzuztcbm.com/]vhsgvzuztcbm[/url], [link=http://nssciobnbhnm.com/]nssciobnbhnm[/link], http://narihiyaguht.com/
Posted by Lcwflmeo
on Feb 18, 2012
morgantown acquista cialis - acquista cialis
Posted by Jlazxqlt
on Feb 18, 2012
lenin levitra generico online - levitra generico online
Posted by Wfoqvttu
on Feb 18, 2012
derailleur comprare viagra online - comprare viagra online
Posted by Oyqzhcva
on Feb 18, 2012
deputy cialis online - cialis online
Posted by saukexnaruto
on Feb 21, 2012
life insurance 8-PP home insurance =P