Pornstar Kareoke

I was at Pornstar kareoke the other night at Sardo's in Burbank. What you didn't know I was a pornstar? Yeah, I'm a stunt penis. You didn't know that? I go in there after doing comedy with a couple friends and they have about half the bar roped off and reserved for pornstars. I sing "Somebody Told Me" by the Killers. No pornstars yet. A good thing, probably. About a half hour later, the supposed pornstars start showing up. Some of them looked like what you'd imagine pornstars to look like. Others just looked creepy. Again, what you'd imagine pornstars to look like. Then, they started giving out prizes. The girl that was with us screamed so loud she won a dvd. Now folks, I can honestly say I have never in my life seen a more graphic dvd cover and back cover. Let's just say this chick had more sausage in her than a Italian butcher shop. Yeah I know... I had to cover her up with my napkin. I was feeling violated just looking at it!

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