03.21.08
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Governor Dipshit 2
Oh by the way, I figured out I'd only owe $4.30. Maybe not such a bad deal after all....
Governor Dipshit
My problem is not that the Governor of New York was paying for a prostitute. Yeah, a little immoral. Yeah, he's got a wife. Yeah, he's got kids. No big deal. My problem is the amount he was paying her. $4300 for 4 hours! For sex! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Apparently, she was good. I get it. But nobody's that good! What the hell was she doing for him? Solving crimes, balancing the budget while balancing something else? What can she make balloon animals out of her clitoris? I mean, come on dude take a page out of the Bill Clinton hand ...
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Standing in Nashville (Last Comic Style)
Another year. Another line. Only this time it was in Nashville, TN not NYC and temperatures were above freezing. After waiting 14 hours last year, fellow comedian Matt Kemeny and I (we actually met waiting in line last year) were grissled Last Comic veterans. Neither rain nor sleet nor Mitch the dancing joke teller - yes, that's right he would do a shimmy shake everytime he told a joke. It was quite amusing - would get in our way this time around!
FRIDAY FEBRUARY 29TH: Matt and I finished our gig at the Hamburg Hard Bean - a breeding ...
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