01.19.12
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Top 10: Reasons They Never Built a New Kutztown High School
10. Why would we build a new school when we have trash cans to catch the rain?
9. Why build a new school when you can just Google one on your new laptop?
8. They were going to build a new high school – they're just waiting for this building to corrode into the earth first. Should be any day now.
7. We're waiting for those greedy Mennonites over at Weaver's Hardware to drop their prices on parts.
6. All the money they accumulated to build a new school went towards a new plant in Mrs. Ball's greenhouse. ...
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IFeltAwkwardWhen.com
I Felt Awkward When… is the new site that allows you to share your most outlandish moments of AWKWARD with the world. Don't worry, we'll keep track so you don't have to. Only the best/funniest moments make the site.
IFAW is the creation of NYC Comedian Jeff Lutz, JeffLutzComedy.com, and OC Newby, a former writer for National Lampoon and currently writes her own blog CelebrityPoopCulture. So, go ahead already: get out there and be AWKWARD. Just don't forget to tell us about it!
http://IFeltAwkwardWhen.com
What I'll Say When I'm Homeless
http://www.superawesomewow.com/what-ill-say-when-im-homeless/
I live in New York City. The greatest city in the world. Also, one of the most EXPENSIVE! Especially, for a struggling stand-up comic with a day job selling tennis rackets. I pay $1300 a month for my apartment and it's a box slightly larger than my entire body. It's so small my dick can be in 3 different rooms at the same time!
Wait. What am I talking about? I don't even have 3 rooms! And on top of it – I got to pay gas, electric, cable…. I don't get shit for $1300! The ...
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