12.20.10


I Had a 4 Way




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12.20.10


Happy Monday! and other Nonsensical Phrases


Happy Monday!: People say this as if it's a normal greeting. And it's not just that. It's happy walk to the bathroom, happy drive home, happy morning snack... Well, it was going to be a happy morning snack. But, now it's going to be a miserable morning snack because of you. Because of you. I hope you're happy!

Train Wreck: "Her hair - what a train wreck!" "Meeting my in-laws - wow, that was a train wreck!" No. You want to know what a train wreck is: 2 huge pieces of metal going 80mph on tracks, colliding together. That's ...

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12.20.10


21 Things We Hate About Working in an Office


21. Loud Typers: They want you to think they're typing fast but really they're just loud and ANNOYING.

20. Cubicles: What's up with three side walls, anyway? We're not actors in a play. A fourth wall with a door and some glue to sniff would be nice.

19. Memos and Reports: No, we don't have that TPS report for you and probably never will! Memo to all office personnel: there will be no more office personnel memos.

18. Smokers: As you're slaving away in front of your computer, they're filing in and out of the office every ten ...

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