10.17.07


Cozzy's


I was at a real comedy club a couple weeks ago in Newport News, Va and guess what they even paid me! Ok, it was in rice puddings but let's not quibble. Anyway, the strangest story I can tell was the condo incident. They put us up in this condo and I'm walking in there and there's pictures on the walls, flowers on the table. I'm thinking 'boy, this place really looks lived in'. I get back at about 2am that first night after the show, walk in the door, and there's a group of people who look like the ...

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10.17.07


The Honkey Shuffle


I got a new dance, folks. I perfected it at the last wedding I was at when I was drinking rum and cokes 2 at time. I like to call it the Honkey Shuffle. You put your right leg in. You put your right leg out. You put your right elbow in/ And you look like a damn retart/You shake a little bit/The people in the back laugh and say "Oh shit"/ And that's what being a honkey is all about

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10.17.07


Wedding Season


Oh, what to bullshit about? Well, this my friends is Wedding Season for me. And I'm not even crashing! 3 Weddings. 1 month. I'm waiting to see who dies for the funeral. The first wedding I was the best man. Never been the best man before. I've been the semi-adequate man, the pretty good man but best man? It was a lot of pressure! I had to throw a bachelor party which I thought was total bullshit. My friend's a cop and all his friends are cops. So, I figured they should've been the ones throwing it seeing as they already had ...

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