01.25.11


The Bases




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01.25.11


I Felt Awkward When...




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01.25.11


The Adventures of Jeffrey Booby Hands


Once upon a time, there lived a little boy from Kutztown who dreamed of one day having boobies for hands. Yes, hands made of boobs. Booby hands. Here is my story:

Maybe it's the fact I could motorboat myself. Maybe it's the fact I could respond to annoying comments like, "Dude, I think you got too much time on your hands" with a "No, it's not time. It's cleavage!" But, everytime I see a girl walk by with great breasts my imagination runs wild. I start thinking about all that could become of me and my booby hands...< ...

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01.25.11


I Love My Doctor


I went to that WebMD web site the other day. For a couple hours, I thought I had the Bubonic plague. It turned out it was just a headache and the bubonic plague doesn't exist anymore.

The last time I went to see the doctor I had a cut on my leg which I needed to get stitched up. I was going to go see an Orthopedic surgeon but all my insurance companies said I needed to see a General Practitioner first. I go in there. I'm like:

Me: I got a cut right --
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