07.20.10
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Yay! My Team Won a Championship - Now, Let's Light Some Shit on Fire!!!!
www.NationalLampoon.com
Death, taxes, and rioting after sports championships. Apparently, these are the only certainties in life. Players go to Disney World. Fans go crazy. In yet another example of the "Yes, my team won! Now, let's smash a car!' logic, hundreds of fans caused mayhem on the streets of Los Angeles Sunday night after the Lakers won their 16th NBA title. Signs were torn down, vehicles were damaged, and various objects were hurled at police officers. Some lit fires, others broke into local stores. According to the L.A. Police Department, at least 25 people ...
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DRIVING in the Wild Wild West
by Jeff Lutz & OC Newby
LOS ANGELES, CA (Any Day)
I slowly pull out of my gated apartment complex - why it's gated I don't know. The wife asked me to bring back some In-N-Out Burgers. Anything for the fam! Hmm... I wonder if I should take the freeway? Can't be too busy this time of day. My life flashes before my eyes - boy, that was a fun day up in the hot air balloon - as I inch out onto the road. A shiny, turquise Hummer H3 swerves right by me - HOLY COW! ...
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